Today I’m thinking about the guy I did not pick up online. I used traditions set forth by my ancestors that involves eye contact and lots of alcohol. I have the same bar I frequent weekly, usually same regulars. This particular night someone new was sitting at my usual table watching the NBA championship. We locked eyes several times. It was that feeling. Immediately.
He invited me to sit. He’s a Heineken drinker that kept up with me shot for shot. He was here on business from out of town. He invited me back to his hotel where we had amazing sex until 4 AM.
Have you ever taken Ambien dear reader? If you haven’t, let me explain. If you have $1000 in the bank you had saved for your mother’s kidney transplant you would decide that money would be best spent on Loubotins. Your best friend’s boyfriend might look a little more attractive and deserve a flirty text. You may eat an entire pizza and gallon of ice cream. Or in my case, you decide you have to see him and experience it again. You then decide it’s a good idea to Facebook message him. But I digress.
This was a week long affair. As you can tell by the title, he was (is as far as I know) married. But he became my kryptonite for a year. I had never, ever had anyone with that amount of chemistry. And any man that followed could never measure up.
I absolutely love Kevin Smith movies. Silent Bob makes a quote in Chasing Amy that says “So I’ve spent every day chasing Amy” referring to the one that got away and he can’t stop thinking about Sex wise, I’ve spent the past 499 days “Chasing J”