I realized I haven’t posted what I’m thankful for. What kind of shitty writer am I that I did not even acknowledge a holiday, a get out of jail free card for any blogger to have a subject to write about.  We can blame it on Tandy and a bottle of Crown Apple.

I am thankful for:

• Lots of online dating, yet I still remain non-chopped up and hidden under a shed somewhere
• Being a slut and yet to have contracted “something Ajax can’t take off.”  No itching, burning, or anything contagious”
• I’m thankful for my girlfriends . Always remember ‘sometimes our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with”
• I’m thankful for my double AA batteries that keep my “buzzing.”

I hope you had a good Turkey day dear reader!

Always-ellie