Cue Charlie Brown Thanksgiving Music

I realized I haven’t posted what I’m thankful for. What kind of shitty writer am I that I did not even acknowledge a holiday, a get out of jail free card for any blogger to have a subject to write about.  We can blame it on Tandy and a bottle of Crown Apple.

I am thankful for:

  • Lots of online dating, yet I still remain non-chopped up and hidden under a shed somewhere
  • Being a slut and yet to have contracted “something Ajax can’t take off.”  No itching, burning, or anything contagious”
  • I’m thankful for my girlfriends . Always remember ‘sometimes our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with”
  • I’m thankful for my double AA batteries that keep my “buzzing.”

I hope you had a good Turkey day dear reader!





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